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Coke it

July 7, 2007

Few days ago I was having lunch with my colleagues at the restaurant nearby and we were talking about Coca-cola.

Miss Kiyo : Do you know that Coke-Can can stand at a certain water level inside it?

Me : LOL. Ya right !!

Kiyo : You don’t trust me I show you, wanna bet ??

Me : Bet ma bet lah, scared you ah..

Kiyo : OK if I proof to you, you buy me 1 pack of Cokes.

Me : Buy ma buy lah.. I got money to buy! Show me la.. if not you buy me back.

(….) After 1-2 minutes of adding in some water into the can..

Me : wah seh…


Really can stand…

Kiyo : Lai lai.. 1 pack of Cokes.. must gentlemen, promised already.

Me : How you did it ??

Kiyo : Nolah, last time I too free, nothing to do then try it for fun. Didn’t know it really can stand..

-.- To all the Coke fans out there, you guys must hail Kiyo as Queen of Coke already.

Tagging
Kiyo’s blog @ http://nightrainbow85.multiply.com

Another Coke Maniac Shaney Chuah @
http://wowwowstudio.blogspot.com

Enjoy testing the Coke can !

satisFashion

May 28, 2007

The editor of IF (in fashion) magazine contacted me yesterday and he was trying to convince me to participate in their IF Fashion Competition.

Yet, I rejected the offer because I already had my modelling experiences before – CatWalk with Gwen & Amber for Jewelleries Fashion Show. Had photoshoots for iFeel & Vmag for the fashion spread 8 pages. So I do not need to compete with those new “youngsters” who want to be a model, badly.
Give chance, give chance.. hehe..

But if I were to participate in the competition, how do I want myself to look like in the masterpiece?

The following pictures were forwarded among our colleagues in the office last week, and inspired me.

Latest Fashion in Japan





Are these pictures inspired you as well ?
Can you imagine if i were to wear like this and called it “trendy” in the magazine?
Any suggestions how should I wear to win the competition?
@.@

Are men better drivers than women ??

May 27, 2007

連人帶車破牆出
6樓墜下女司機保命

(檳城24日訊)轎車失控撞破公寓停車場圍牆后,從逾60尺高處墜下地面,女司機大命不死,逃過一劫。
事后,轎車毀壞不堪,如同廢鐵,而困在轎車殘骸的女司機,由受召前來的消拯員救出,緊急送往醫院治療。
這宗轎車墜樓意外,是今早8時許在日落洞珍珠閣公寓發生;之前,該公寓停車場也曾發生兩次車撞破圍牆墜樓的意外,慶幸皆沒釀成嚴重人命傷亡。
住在該公寓7樓單位的女居民陳珍妮(27歲,書記),今早駕著國產依絲華拉掀背式轎車準備上班時,不幸發生意外。
當時,泊在6樓停車場的轎車,一時失控,猛烈撞破圍牆,當場從60尺高處,墜落地面。
據了解,傷者陳珍妮被困在車內,動彈不得。
居民馬上招來消拯員,把陳珍妮救出,緊急送往醫院..

English Version
(Penang 24 Mar) car went out of control, crashed through the apartment after the car park wall, from more than 60 feet had fallen to the ground. Woman thou immortality spared. Later, cars damaged state, as scrap iron and trapped in the wreckage of the car driver, who were called by the Democratic People’s Republic of consumer members rescued. rushed to hospital for treatment. This falls from a building and car accident this morning around 8 hole at sunset pearl Court apartments; , The apartment carpark have occurred two cars crashed through the wall falls from a building and accidents were fortunate not to become a serious casualties. Living in the apartment flats seven female resident Jennifer (27-year-old secretary), At driven by domestic Juara according to wire-cylinder cars ready to go to work when an accident occurs. At that time, those on the sixth floor of the car park cars, 1:00 out of control, crashed through the wall fierce, was 60 feet high, falling to the ground. It is understood that the injured Jennifer Chen trapped in the car standstill. According to the residents immediately drawn to save the members, rescued Jennifer Chen, rushed to the hospital.

to read more http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2007-05-25&sec=malaysia&art=0525mb61.txt

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My Thought
This is, although not funny, but I don’t know why I kept laughing at it. I am not sexist nor crazy.
I just recalled back few days ago I read a blog from somewhere I couldn’t remember and I would like to share some of the funny pictures I have downloaded from the site.

Are men better drivers than women? and are women better drivers than man? It is a question long being asked, and the answer is often debatable against both sexes. So which sex are better drivers?
If this question was directed to me, this would be my answer:

Women can’t see obstacle even in front of the car


Women can’t differentiate what’s D and R in automatic transmission vehicle.

Woman see things differently than man,
e.g. man see BIG rock, woman see small rock.

Women: Cars are designed to travel from A to B
Men: DIFFERENT cars are designed for DIFFERENT terrain

I don’t even know how to comment about these,I have no explanation of how this happened.

So there you have it.
Picture worth a thousand words. I need not to answer!

Now Girls, calm down.

I do not mean to be sexism and showprejudice against female but here are the evidences. Can’t argue with that right?Alright, enough of my testosterone rambling.

Here’s the real fact: According to Auto Insurance Centre, it stated that:

“….males, especially young men, tend to drive more aggressively than women and display their aggression……male drivers are more likely than women to break the law, and the male of the species tends to be more of a risk-taker…therefore making women better drivers..”

Happy now ladies??


P/s:It was a female driver!!!

I saw JayChou’s son in Sungei Wang

May 25, 2007

Jay Chou is a World Music Award-winning Taiwanese musician, singer, and producer. In 1998, he was discovered in a talent contest where he showcased his piano and song-writing skills. Over the next two years, he was hired to compose for popular Chinese singers.


Jay Chou’s picture, from Wikipedia.com

The pictures below are the photos taken in Sg.Wang



he’s cute. Jajajaja…